warren

Uni taking over Warren golf course!
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GL1101 (Introduction to Golf 1101):
Shoot hole-in-one means A+, eagle means A-, Bogey means B+
But of course must always be one shot behind the course lecturer, if beat him means sure to get D-. You have been warned.
On the way to the golf course got bridge. On bridge got shop selling golf ball, golf club and also this outlet sell insurance. This all students play golf, the ball pak here, pak there don't know fly until where liau, better buy insurance wait kena your lecturer car glass window break, you ownself go home cry. Now got promotion, buy insurance, free golf ball. But this golf ball is special one. the ball is make of sponge. Kena hit liau beh pain one. The only problem is the ball sink in the water hazard. After hit the water, it will soak up the water and sink to the bottom. If got many many ball sink, the pond will dry up because the sponge soak up all the water. So if the ball sink, better quickly go fish it out. But fish out liau leh must squeeze the water out of the ball. Then because you squeeze it, the ball kiew chui and become smaller. Because smaller, it is easier to enter the hole. So many students use this as a cheat in the final exams.