Sign reading

During CNY, you see the upside down "fatt" and think its good fortune pouring into the house. People look at the stars to tell them their status. I decided that enough is enough and came up with my own prediction. Believe at your own peril.

A bad sign is a sign that has dropped off. Flavi-sign-reader predicts this year to be a hard one. The sign shows that we are not even off the floor. This happens every 23 years when the hyperbolic expression of the Capsid protein aligns itself with the tangent of the NS1. During that induction phase, it is best to stay on the safe side of the biohazard II hood and not play with dead chicken heads. However, once the 1st log phase has passed, Flavi-sign-reader predicts a sudden surge in energy comming from the host mitochondria that will bring you from the '1st to the 5th' floor err... dimension and if you tell your storey errrr... story well enough, you may even find yourself diffusing from the '1st thru roof'. Those who are not of the flavi constellation can remove your gaze from this prediction and instead go stair errr... stare at ‘stair 1’, which could or could not align your viruses in a double helix motif to give you either a good or bad year. Well... it all depends...