Thursday, February 23, 2006

blasphemy

The uni is trying to raise funds by asking everybody out there to give them money in exchange for renaming things after them. If you give them 2-30 million, they will name a building after you and if you give above 25 million, they will rename a school / faculty after you.
Thus, I have decided to save money to give to the uni, in a few years time, when I accumulate $100Million dollars, I will give it to the uni so they will rename NUS as National University of Sam. MUahahahahahah!!!! Then I will hike school fees by 30% each year and everybody that enters the uni will get stright A's no matter what you do or score in exams, just so long you dont complain about the fee hike. Muahhahah!!!!

As always, the uni has a unique way of messing things up.
Take a look at this picture, from the prestigious flavilab center:
An inverted microscope with the yellow asset number tag at the top.


Take a look at the propaganda brochure the uni came up with. They try to mimic the Mastercard 'priceless' advert some time ago.
Cover:


First page:


Some middle page:


Research excellence, yadda yadda yadda:


But wait, what's this!!!


Is that a pic from our lab? Lets read the caption:


What the....
O & G????
Ok, maybe OnG has a microscope EXACTLY like ours, same model, same monitor, and even same corner of the wall.
But on closer inspection, notice the yellow asset number? Its exactly the same.
Then, of course I'm wrong! I'm sure OnG has a microscope with the same asset number as microbiology.
How silly of me to accuse the makers of the brochure to NOT give credit to whom credit is due.

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