Thursday, December 08, 2005

new phone

Old phone used the normal telephone line, made normal calls, and normal sounds:


The new phone!
Using the latest in IP technology, WooHoo!
Super cool with lots of features, got call memory, voice mailbox, recieved calls, dialed numbers, missed calls, etc.
But the best part is, its connected to the uni directory. Just key in the staff's tel number and you can check the location of the phone and the directory of the staff that is using the phone. It supposedly is also linked to the government intranet and phone system.
I forsee many dull afternoons filled with phone phreaking in the future.

Muahahahah!

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The clean water bath


The screw. Screw it! Got in the wrong one. Somebody's loose screw was lying along the bench and I picked it up and screwed it into the water bath only to be told it's the wrong screw. But it fitted! This proves that screws can multitask, which my laptop can't.


After lots of toil and washing, here it is, gleaming. What a work of art.


The washing process is a long and arduous one. First, bring the water bath to the sink (its super heavy) then release the dirty water into the sink. Unscrew the shaker and then scrub the insides of the tub and shaker. Fill the bath with water to flush out the scrubbed and now floating around dirt. Let water drain again. If dirt persists, repeat scrubbing step, else close one eye and procede with next step. To end wash step, place face directly in front of a metal surface. Should face be seen reflected on the metal surface, cleaning step is considered accomplished. If face cannot be seen, repeat scrub step or check if lab lights are on. Failure to on lights may result in false negative results. Reattach the shaker and screw it back with the correct screw (not the loose screw lying around there).


Ah see, can see face, means pass liau! Thats why smiling. Also note that the lights are on.

You might be wondering who the heck Littlefroggie is, well, after this post, you will wonder no more. Yes avid readers, today the identity of Littlefroggie will be revealed! Feast thy eyes:

(photos obviously by Littlefroggie)

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Write poems, get lucky

News at Nature
Published online: 30 November 2005; doi:10.1038/051128-5

They may be badly paid, but artists have more sexual success.
Tom Simonite

Creative people have more sexual partners than the rest of us, say a pair of psychologists. They surveyed a hundred or so artists and poets, and claim that traits similar to those of schizophrenics explain these people's success with members of the opposite sex.Artists and schizophrenics are known to share characteristics, and they pose a certain kind of puzzle to evolutionary psychologists. Neither artistic talent nor schizophrenia offers an obvious reproductive benefit, nor are they expected to, but does their existence suggest they might have one?British researchers Daniel Nettle, of the University of Newcastle upon Tyne, and Helen Keenoo, at the Open University in Milton Keynes, decided to investigate by surveying 425 professional visual artists and poets, amateurs and regular people. They found that active artists had had an average of five or six sexual partners; those without artistic ambitions had had nearer four."I think it's to do with attention," says Nettle of artists' sexual success. "Art forms are things that hold people's attention, and that can be a powerful aphrodisiac."
Weak linksThe survey also measured psychological characteristics associated with schizophrenia. The results showed that possession of one trait, the tendency to unusual interpretations, was associated with artistic activity, which in turn was linked with more partners. Critics point out that this schizophrenic trait is not directly linked to increased partners. And although an unconventional attitude to social rules, another schizophrenic trait, was directly associated with increased sexual partners, it was not linked to artistic tendencies.Charles Crawford, an evolutionary psychologist at Simon Fraser University in Burnaby, Canada, applauds the study for trying to put numbers on the suspicion that creativity has an evolutionary role. But he is surprised that male artists do not enjoy more success than their female fellow creatives. "Because of the demands of pregnancy, having more partners doesn't really help women have more children," Crawford says, "but for men it really does." So one would be pushed to use the findings to defend a link between creativity and reproductive success, rather than just creativity and number of partners.Balanced viewNettle's suggestion is that creative works are like the displays that animals have evolved to attract mates. "They function as indicators of quality because they are hard to maintain," he claims. "Just like it's hard to have a huge, fantastic peacock's tail, it's not easy to be a successful artist. But it can help you reproduce and pass on your genes."Even if some schizophrenic traits are linked to sexual success, others include being socially withdrawn and lacking interest in one's surroundings, and these reduce mate numbers. So Nettle suggests that mental characters associated with schizophrenia and creativity are retained in the population as a result of an evolutionary balancing act. "We've shown that some of them can increase numbers of sexual partners, so you would expect them to get more frequent," he claims. "But in others they manifest as mental illness."Of course, the assumption that correlations between schizophrenic traits, creativity and mate number indicate a causal relationship between them might well be questioned.
Crawford says it's an interesting and provocative pilot study. But, he adds, "before I believe it, I want to see bigger samples and a focus on sex differences."Nettle agrees and says that he plans to investigate the social side of artists' sexual success as well. "This kind of work can't offer tips on how to get more sexual partners," he says, "but I would like to look at how artists manage it. My gut feeling is that they are given a licence that other people don't receive."

Monday, December 05, 2005

The sky

Amazing sky the other day in the evening as I was going back:

Friday, December 02, 2005

old

And I thought I had been here like forever in this lab.


1988!!!
The grandmother of all paraffin liquids for spectroscopy.
Quick call Ahh-Ma!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Rare sight

If you know my lab, you will know that this is a rare sight, so enjoy it here while it lasts:


There are actually bottles on the shelves! When I saw that i was so shocked, the only time I last saw this was about half a year ago. Then it dawned upon me this great revelation: it's exam week!


Quite a nice geometric, honey-comb like picture of the bottles seemingly stacked vertically in a crate and the shot taken from the top down. But no, its stacked horizontally as the following picture proves :



(photos by Littlefroggie)

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

ssssshhhaaakkkiiinnngggg

New shaking incubator!

The shaking incubator when stationary:


The shaking incubator when shaking:


This ones is very the powderful man, dontch pray pray ah. Can the shake until you is heen.

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Dept lunch

Last Friday two profs in the department got a farewell. Going on to another position in another university in another country. So all the staff said goodbye as well as had their year end lunch meet thingy. Here are some pics:



HOD going stright for the curry. The man knows what's good.


"For my going off party, I expect a buffet table as long as this room, ok?"


The spoils. Mee Siam looking bee hoon, curry chicken with lots of potatoes, fried fish, brocolli with mushrooms, fried won ton, and this oily fiber thingy that is actually chicken floss.


The table only has one line, so the queue snakes around the room.


Going off present. Need a hand tearing away the wrapper?


You gave me a slide box? what the...


I'm going to kill whoever gave me this stupid thing and stuff the black boxes down his throat!!

Monday, November 28, 2005

more pond


Went to the pond again but this time in the evening. the Lily was already shutting down for the day.


The lotus was shutting down forever. Will catch it in action the next time it blooms.


Water from the rock.


Behind the water feature, there is this garden thingy that was interesting so me and Littlefroggie investigated it. We found tomatoes, beans, lady's fingers, corn, papaya, pandan, and some other unidentified plants. All at our backyard! Somebody must be really free.




Can you spot the corn? This is not a corny joke, there really is one there.


Flowering corn. Corny flowers!


Closeup of the tomatoes. Totally organic, no insecticide. Makes good salad. *hint hint*

Sunday, November 27, 2005

warren

Uni taking over Warren golf course!
http://www.nus.edu.sg/oed/residentialcolleges/
GL1101 (Introduction to Golf 1101):
Shoot hole-in-one means A+, eagle means A-, Bogey means B+
But of course must always be one shot behind the course lecturer, if beat him means sure to get D-. You have been warned.
On the way to the golf course got bridge. On bridge got shop selling golf ball, golf club and also this outlet sell insurance. This all students play golf, the ball pak here, pak there don't know fly until where liau, better buy insurance wait kena your lecturer car glass window break, you ownself go home cry. Now got promotion, buy insurance, free golf ball. But this golf ball is special one. the ball is make of sponge. Kena hit liau beh pain one. The only problem is the ball sink in the water hazard. After hit the water, it will soak up the water and sink to the bottom. If got many many ball sink, the pond will dry up because the sponge soak up all the water. So if the ball sink, better quickly go fish it out. But fish out liau leh must squeeze the water out of the ball. Then because you squeeze it, the ball kiew chui and become smaller. Because smaller, it is easier to enter the hole. So many students use this as a cheat in the final exams.

Friday, November 25, 2005

pond

New pond outside the NUH Surgery dept. Here's a pic of the blooming water lily and another of two odd looking fishes. Will take more and post tomorrow.


Thursday, November 24, 2005

Number Crunch

Bat guano offers some surprising nutritional benefits compared with a Big Mac. Or at least, that's one possible reading of a study of the dietary habits of cave salamanders, which like to feast on the former.
54% of guano is protein.
23% of a Big Mac is protein.
1% of guano is fat.
33% of a Big Mac is fat.
Source: Fenolio, D. B. et al. Proc. R. Soc. Lond. B doi:10.1098/rspb.2005.3341 (2005).

So now, when someone tells you to 'go eat s**t' you can reply with some dignity and pride "and you go eat a Big Mac."

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Vintage


Olde ye equiptment...so retro
(photo credit: littlefroggie)

Monday, November 21, 2005

Lab Pet

Say hi to Whee the Whale.
Wonderful pet to have.
He's green, he's cute, he's quiet, and he zaps stuff!
What more can one ask of a pet?
He doesn't litter, doesn't make any noise, and doesn't seek for your attention. He's just happy to be where he is!


Whee came in a bubble, you could call him a bubble boy.


Here's the kind pet shop owner that came to make sure Whee has a good home from now on. Here the shopowner is plugging Whee in to his feeder. Whee eats tiny shrimplike things we humans call electrons. When Whee eats a super high load of 'shrimps' he gives out a little spark. That shows he is happy. However, if a big sparks comes out, Whee is over his head in happiness which could result in a toothache - a black spot in his mouth. Then you need to call the friendly petshop owner back to fix Whee up.

Ain't he cute?


Front view. His two little flippers help him walk on dry ground and swim in the deep blue sea. The tougue sticks out perpetually, waiting for his next 'shrimp'.


Whee with his mouth open, "feed me, feed me" he cries!


Front view of his mouth.

If you want to visit Whee, come to the lab! We charge only 50 cents per visit. Feed Whee some 'shrimp' for $5. Charges include the cuvette used for feeding.

Friday, November 18, 2005

pigs

Don't know whats with me this week but I keep on seeing pigs this week.

Pig on the fridge


Pig on the monitor



And even a purple pig attempting to fly (off the bench)!


Gosh...I must be hungry...

Thursday, November 17, 2005

not so hot

Follow-up after the air-cond commited suicide: the undertakers took the carcases out and placed them on the floor. Apparently they tried to bury them but the shovels could not penetrate the tiled floor (they should have asked me first, right?). So there they sit rotting to this day. One can only imagine the stench! (because there is none-hahahh):


And how could they bury them all together? Mass grave. Shudder... Human rights! Human rights! erm, hmmm.... Air-cond rights! Air-cond rights!

In its place, they brought in two portable units:




Notice the haphazard work done to seal up the old vents. The people that brought the units placed them there and finding there were no 13Amp sockets (the squarish type) around, as the old air-conds used 15Amp plugs (the round types), they left the units there and WALKED OFF. Can't plug them in, so, leave it there loh...
Then the level supervisor came around and found the air-cond plugs not in, got furious and called them back. What good will two air-conds do just sitting there not pluged in? air-cond sit-power? (versus the human 'eye-power')
The guys came back with two 15Amp plugs and converted the 13Amp plugs to 15Amp ones. Got it running and placed an empty bucket next to the air cond. You see, the air-cond condenses water from the environment around it and so the bucket collects this condensed water. You need to empty it every 6 hours or so.
So they placed the bucket next to the now working air cond and LEFT (now I am beginning to wonder why they were in such a hurry).
The level supervisor came round to inspect and got angry again. How do you expect us to accept this kind of shoddy work? The workers should connect the condensation pipe to a drain so that everyone can go home and enjoy the weekend (its a Friday), not worry if the lab would become flooded come Monday morning.
So they came back (I meant the workers, not the old air-cond's spirit) and fixed a pipe from the unit to the nearest drain.
Peace was restored: the temperature went back to normal as the level supervisor cooled down alowing the new air conds to take effect.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

WNV at NUS?

Monitoring and surveillance of WNV prevalence increasingly depends on the early detection of WNV in birds on the basis of reports of dead birds. The virus in these birds usually precedes appearance of WNV in humans and can be an early warning of potential human infection.
Ohajuruka, O.A., et al. EID 11(9):1437-1439.

Dead bird outside Biochem.
ARGHHHH!!!!!
Panic! PAnic!



I'm telling you, better go grab some N95 masks quick! Then hide in a hole till next year. Oh, and cover the hole, lest some birds drop in.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

cutting edge

Whenever I tell others that I work in a lab, they always oOoOOOh and ask me:
Say, do you work at the cutting edge of science?
And my reply?

Of course!






You want cutting edge? I'll give you the cutting edge!

Monday, November 14, 2005

tea

This is what tea time a la Flavilab would look like:


A cup of 20 cents milo, a heong peng, a seaweed flavoured biscuit and a half eaten bun. Yum!